You've come a long way baby: Cosmo recommends chocolate buttholes for a V-day gift

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Cosmo: What do you get for the man who has everything? How about a chocolate version of your butthole! Now, of course Edible Anus chocolates aren’t modeled after your specific anus (if you want something like that, you could always get your anus bronzed), but they may as well be, because who could tell the difference?

Sure, you could just get him a regular box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day, but would that remind him of how he should probably make a point to eat your ass* some time tonight? Probably not. So this year, give the gift of “Yep. This is seriously a butthole that tastes like candy and when it melts looks like poop.

No doubt Lena Dumham (I was raped by a republican) has this on her list for her boyfriend.

I’ll stick with a more romantic option:

vday dinner

DCG

*To each their own. Butt, there are some serious consequences to fecal-oral transmission!

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k2globalcommunicationsllc
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Just when you thought society could not go any lower…..

 
Dr. Eowyn
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Revolting and Disgusting. Why is there this concerted all-out (no pun intended) effort by the media & pop culture pushing (no pun intended) for anal sex? My guess is the LGBT agenda.

 
Doc's Wife
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Doc's Wife

Absolutely disgusting!!!

 
The Grey Enigma
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Seriously? The faux sophistication that was once associated with flauting norms and decency has reached its logical conclusion. I await the pendulums swing back.

 
Siegfried
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Siegfried

Ewwwwwwwww!!!

 
Julia
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Julia

At first I suspected this was possibly going to be an article about homosexuals celebrating Valentine’s Day. At least I have some relief that this is about heterosexuals.

 
marblenecltr
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As gross as it can get, but the information regarding fecal-caused infection and disease put the article to good use.

 
marblenecltr
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Some body parts are exits, not entrances.

 
Anonymous
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Anonymous

Er, no…

 
doug
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Why do you post these filthy articles on this “christian” flavored site?

 
MomOfIV
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MomOfIV

this is definitely a way to get me off chocolate…ohhhh GROSS!

 
Patrick
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Patrick

The real butt holes are the perverted liberal loons who have turned America into a giant lunatic asylum. The term “perverted liberal loons” is actually redundant.

 
Seumas
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Seumas

I wonder if this isn’t also a psychological operation, that is, it is using something universally loved, chocolate, and trying to tie it to the visual image of the rectal orifice to cause pleasurable association between the two. Before anyone says my watch is a few seconds short, they should remember the homosexual movement also did this, with the Rainbow (and to a lesser extent the word “gay”) they took something universally loved, and tried to associate the perversity movement with it as much as possible, which has had the results we see today. It doesn’t help that chocolate also… Read more »

Dave
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Dave

Speaking of chocolate a-holes, maybe we could send a box to you-know-who. 😉
-Dave

 
BobToonist
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BobToonist

Right you are….. I suspect it’s his favorite ‘candy’……
Hide a Hershey Kiss inside and call it a ‘roid.
‘Cosmo’ ….. a filthy rag if ever there was one.