You might be able to get a haircut in Chiraq on Friday!

Yet if you are Mayor Lori Lightfoot, that was NEVER a problem for you in the first place.

Good news, people of Chiraq – you will be allowed to get a haircut! With RULES, of course. Rules that DON’T apply to your good mayor.

MyFoxChicago reports that this Friday barbershops will have very specific requirements to reopen and cut your hair. But they can’t cut all of your hair. From the story:

“In Chicago specifically, the industry will open sometime in early June and you cannot get any services that require removing your mask.

When they do open, coronavirus safety measures will change the way services are provided.

“Masks are required. For barbers, for example, they won’t be able to cut the mustache or facial hair if it requires taking the mask off,” Bradford said. “I won’t be able to cut it. I have to follow the guidelines and I don’t want any issues.”

The city of Chicago has put up Phase 3 guidelines on their website. In some cases, the recommendations will hit beauty professionals financially.

“Makeup artists won’t be able to do an entire face of makeup. They can do lashes,” Bradford said.”

Read the whole story here.

I guess doing only eyelashes keeps you much safer than doing an entire face of makeup. Probably much safer than getting a haircut during a stay at home order when you pose with your hair stylist without social distancing.

Mayor Lightfoot (r) poses with her stylist after SHE was ALLOWED a hair cut


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Vin ze Vizzer
Vin ze Vizzer
7 months ago

Actually, they are reopening across the state on Friday, but in Chicago, the mayor is holding off on reopening them until June.

Dr. Eowyn
7 months ago

We need MAGA face masks. Betcha blue-state governors and the media would then stop making masks mandatory.

7 months ago
Reply to  DCG

Brilliant Dr. E and DCG! My guess is, masks would be declared optional or not needed at all by that day’s nightly news stream, or at most, the next morning’s CNN….before they could be manufactured /sent out in any great number (OMG…orders could exceed the fake news polls!)

True Dan
True Dan
7 months ago

Who is the Bradford who was quoted?

7 months ago

She’s got male patterned balding. Sure she’s a ‘she’?