You Are a Canuck If…

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Jeff Foxworthy on our neighbors to the north, the Canucks:  
If your local Dairy Queen is closed fromSeptember through May, you may live in Canada.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you may live in Canada.
If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada.
If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada.
If “vacation” means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend, you may live in Canada.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada.
If you have switched from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada.
If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada.
If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada.
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada.
If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snow suit, you may live in Canada.
If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km and you’re going 95 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada.
If you know all 4 seasons: “Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction,” you may live in Canada.  
If you have more  miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada.
If you find -2 degrees ‘a little chilly’, you may live in Canada.
If you actually understand these jokes, you definitely are Canadian and proud to be.


From Eowyn:
And if you think in kilometers instead of miles and actually know what km is in miles, you definitely are a Canadian!  😉
H/t beloved Canadian fellow Joseph Fasciani.
~Eowyn

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0 responses to “You Are a Canuck If…

  1. Oh my gosh, it’s all true. I had never heard this from Jeff Foxworthy before, thanks Eowyn!
    Loralea from Canada

     
  2. Damn, that was funny.
    -Dave

     
  3. Joseph E Fasciani

    As nearly all of these were ones I’ve experienced, I gotta say that Jeff Foxworthy’s spent plenty of time here, at least enough to understand why we drink nearly –but not AS much!– beer as the Germans!

     

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