Woman discovers man she just married has a micropenis

This is not a joke post.

I know that penises, like everything in nature, range in size. But I hadn’t known about a phenomenon known as micropenis until yesterday, when I found out about a post on Reddit’s “Am I the Asshole?” sub, on February 7, 2019, by a woman who calls herself throwaway_peen34.

Three days ago, the woman, 27, married her husband, 32, and discovered that he has a micropenis. Responding to a Reddit reader, she said her husband’s penis is “about an inch and a quarter”. Here’s her post:

So, we only dated for six months. We’ve been engaged for another six and just got married on Saturday. I literally just got back from my honeymoon a couple hours ago. My husband isn’t a religious guy, he just says he is “old fashioned like that.” We got close to fooling around a couple times but it never went far. I tried, but he always stopped after it went “too far”. Anyway, fast forward to now…

Am I the asshole for reading into this and being upset that I waited until my wedding night to find out that he probably isn’t as “old fashioned” as he says he is? I’m not going to shame him and honestly I don’t even know how I’ll broach the topic (and I’m not seeking advice). I honestly just acted like nothing was out of the ordinary and went to town with him, but…I dunno. I kind of feel lied to. Like a halftruth…or something was intentionally withheld from me. This was unexpected, to say the least. And if you read this far, thanks for your time.

The consensus of Reddit readers is that the woman is not an a**hole for feeling that her husband had deceived her.

Daily Mail has reported on the micropenis phenomenon:

  • An article on September 23, 2016, about a 35-year-old man who is “deeply ashamed” of his one-inch micropenis.
  • An article on May 19, 2017, about Ant Smith, 50, a poet, who speaks openly about his 1″ micropenis. He wrote the book, The Small Penis Bible, to help other men with the condition.
  • An article on July 16, 2014, about an Australian man, 33, who mortgaged his home to pay for a $45,000 surgery to lengthen and widen his micropenis, which was 2-3 cm (0.79″ to 1.18″) when flaccid, and around 7 cm (2.76″) when erect. The surgery failed, but the man planned to spend $68,000 in another attempt.

According to Daily Mail, one percent of men have a micropenis, which is usually defined as less han 2.75 inches when erect, 2½ times smaller than the average penis length. A “systematic review” published in 2015 put the length of an average flaccid penis at around 3.5 inches, and 5 inches for the average erect penis.

~Eowyn

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Auntie Lulu
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Auntie Lulu

I would not bet the rent on this marriage lasting. Unfortunately, this is one of those problems that should have been discussed before the nuptials–rather than have it be a S-U-R-P-R-I-S-E moment the evening of your Honeymoon. I feel a great sorrow for both of these individuals. As the woman, I don’t know how you would get over the feeling of betrayal. It really does no one any good to secret this fact, go through a marriage and then have to deal with the realities. Better to face the fact upfront, even if it would put at risk losing your… Read more »

the postman
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And the worst part of it is, when you have a small package, everyone insists on taking your parking space…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NBPykq529I

Jackie Puppet
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Jackie Puppet

He’s neither a grower, or a shower!

But he IS a quarter-inch killer!

silhouette
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silhouette

Whether a guy had a micro penis or an elephant sword it would be hard on most any relationship.

Charles H Slate
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Charles H Slate

I’m in a similar situation but it was the result of a robot-assisted, laparoscopic, radical prostatectomy which darn-near killed me. I’ve had four operations to repair the damage that was done by the first one and I’m on my third set of artificial plumbing. But I’m (so far) cancer-free.
If I ever find myself in what might possibly turn into a relationship I know that the right thing to do is to explain the situation and let the other decide whether or not to continue.

Lophatt
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Lophatt

He just needs to buy a metric ruler.

Stephen T. McCarthy
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Stephen T. McCarthy

From one of the most unique (and one of the best) solo debut albums ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyd7h8yjo20

~ D-FensDogG
STMcC Presents BATTLE OF THE BANDS

dkolb2010
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dkolb2010

What kind of exotic car does he drive?

Fred Ward
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Fred Ward

Who the hell would buy that book? He’d have to wear a mask.

Buzz
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Buzz

So she looks at him and asks, “Just who do you think you are going to satisfy with that?” He says, “Me”.

Max Brando
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Max Brando

Huh!
I thought Smallcox had been eliminated!!
Surprise, surprise, surprise!!

Lana
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Lana

I guess I must think contrarily or something, but the first thing that came to my mind was, is the husband a real dude or is it a tranny. Female to male take hormones to grow one, but it never quite amounts to the real thing from what I understand. Kind of like Chas Bono ya know? Maybe the lady has been conned in more ways than one.

Texan Forever
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Texan Forever

Try before you buy.

Japoa
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He should have made her close her eyes , and then go get a high powered magnifying glass . then place in the proper area .

Japoa
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He should have told her his nickname was stumpy !

There’s always two sides
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There’s always two sides

What about if the Tables were turned. Have you ever dated a woman who couldn’t orgasim during intercourse? Worst part is that she refused to take suggestions

I’ve also have women complained that I’m too large? So do you complain when a woman’s Vivian has s too loose and worn out? Is that also the same as that women being deceived?

TrailDust
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This is very sad for the guy, and certainly for a woman who married him not knowing until their honeymoon. I won’t make a joke about it.

Leeann Springer
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Leeann Springer

I had never heard of “micro-penis” until many years ago, working for a Family Practice and also for Clinical Lab at the VA Hospital. It is very rare, but has many factors. I’ve known of 2 and possibly 3 patients with the actual diagnosis. One patient in particular was a large man, not heavy, but just very large in stature, big hands and feet, with a height at 6 ft 7, while the other 2 males were average height and body build. The very tall man was born to a mother who was 49 years of age, when she conceived… Read more »