Will this make you buy Channel No. 5?

Many years ago, I succumbed to the commercials and bought a small bottle of Chanel No. 5.

Vastly over-rated.

Nowadays, if I wear fragrance at all, it’s natural oils of flowers.

The Christmas over-consumption season is upon us. Please tell me honestly if this ad will make you run out and buy a bottle of Chanel No. 5.

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“It’s not a journey. Every journey ends, but we go on. The world turns and we turn with it. Plans disappear, dreams take over. But wherever I go, there you are. My luck, my fate, my fortune. Chanel No.5. Inevitable.”

Hilarious!

Does Brad Pitt, looking like a homeless person, actually understand what he solemnly intoned?

But wait!

Doesn’t the ad’s nonsensical text sound just like this?

“…a light will shine through that window, a beam of light will come down upon you, you will experience an epiphany … and you will suddenly realize that you must go to the polls and vote for Obama.”

Obama said that in a speech at the Lebanon Opera House, New Hampshire, on January 7, 2008.

Chanel No. 5 and Obama. Same hypnosis!

By the way, the retail price of a teeny weeny 0.05 oz of Chanel No. 5 Parfum Mini is $25.00! No wonder advertisers don’t like older people and market only to the gullible young.

~Eowyn

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Aunty Lulu
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Aunty Lulu

All I can say is . . . he doesn’t look like the young studmuffin anymore; and he sounds like he fried his brains on drugs.

moxielouise
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The way he looks, they should call it Eau de OWS.

DCG
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Hahaha…I don’t buy any products that liberal celebrities endorse. And I certainly wouldn’t buy Chanel.

Horace
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Horace

My mother used the imitation Channel Number 5 and it never bothered me, but whenever she used the real thing, I suffered the worst possible headache. I wonder what caused that.

tina
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if I was marketing a product,(which right now impossible, nearly) I would not let anyone from hollywood come near it!!!!!!!!! they have all shot theirselves in the foot.

Nancy
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Nancy

After I read what Ellen Barken and Cher said about the republicans, I cannot stomach either one! I despise them as much as I do obama and his goons! fakewood people have gone off the deep end with there love for obama,but we know its only the money that obama see’s in these jackass’s! fakewood people are too dumb to realize obama hates them as well! so they can keep there par-fume’s, and the nutjobs that model them!

TrailDust
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Chanel No.5, …insufferable.

sparrow59
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sparrow59

I can’t wear ANY perfume! Highly allergic. I’ve heard most of the products are carcinogenic nowdays. As for Pitt, he’s never done anything for me. Looks kind of effeminate.

moxielouise
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Any guy who won’t stick up for his mama who’s getting death threats isn’t my idea of sexy…wuss.

GySgt1
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GySgt1

Can’t wait for the Old Spice in the stocking!!!

Anonymous
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Anonymous

Overblown… pompous… non-classic… Chanel No. 5– unlike this ad of theirs, remember it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx3Na_7inPI

Dave
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Dave

LOL – God help us if they bring back Hai Karate.

https://youtu.be/jtwh3nQP5Uo

-Dave