Why sharks swim in circles

FOTM’s WildBillAlaska sent us this with this note:

“After the  Zimmerman/Savage postings, I thought that we needed a laugh.”

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Isn’t this just the coolest GIF animation, ever? 😀

Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.

“Follow me, son,” the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

“First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.”  And they did.

“Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing and we nudge them a little.” And they did.

“Now we eat everybody.” And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, “Dad, why didn’t we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?”

His wise father replied, “Because they taste better without the sh*t inside!”

~Eowyn

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0 responses to “Why sharks swim in circles

  1. Great punchline . I guess the shark was getting ready to lend a hand .

     
  2. Absolutely PRICELESS – bless you a zillion times for this one. Yeah, General Shark is in the Dark House circling away!

     
  3. Lmao funny, but i still do not know how circling around humans could FLOW them to believe that ?
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