Why Sharks Circle Their Prey


Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.
“Follow me, son,” the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. 
 
“First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.”  And they did. 
“Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing and we nudge them a little.” And they did. 
“Now we eat everybody.” And they did.
 
When they were both gorged, the son asked, “Dad, why didn’t we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?”
His wise father replied, “Because they taste better without the sh*t inside!”
H/t naughty fellow May.
~Eowyn & Steve~

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0 responses to “Why Sharks Circle Their Prey

  1. Joseph E Fasciani

    Question:
    A cruise ship sank suddenly without warning in shark-infested tropical waters. In less than twenty minutes, all the passengers were devoured except for three lawyers. Do you know why?
    Answer:
    Professional courtesy!
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    PS: I learned this from the lawyer who successfully handled my last rear collision medical injury case.

     

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