Why it’s important to use “your” vs. “you’re” correctly

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Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunk guys pulls up alongside of them.

“Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!” shouts one of the drunks.

The Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculata, “I don’t think they know who we are. Show them your cross.”

So Sister Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, “Screw off ye little fookin wankers before I come over there and rip yer balls off!”

Sister Immaculata looks back at the Mother Superior and asks, “Was that cross enough?”

H/t my ol’ friend Sol

~Eowyn

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0 responses to “Why it’s important to use “your” vs. “you’re” correctly

  1. She definitely speaks Irish. 😀

     
  2. Lmao!!!! (Yeah it annoys me when people don’t know the proper tenses of words.)

     
  3. So, could the Good Sister please visit my middle school classroom & let my boys in on the affrontery of drawing scrotums and penises all over tables, books, equiipment boxes–whatever? Who’s raising these kids, anyway, & foisting them upon the general public to “tolerate” ? I have to candidly admiit that my “”positive regard” is pretty-much spent after cleaning up after these phallus-fixated “artists.” Wish someone, like Good Sister, could come & “speak truth”” to them—–since I dare not!!

     
  4. Dayem, that was hilarious.

    Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to wipe spewed Bacardi and Coke off my monitor and clean my keyboard – before the keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyysssssssssssss sssssssssssssssttttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttt tttttttttttttttttttoooooooooooo sssssssssssssssstttttttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. 😉

    -Dave

     
    • I know what you mean, Dave. My keys almost got coated with a tiki drink.

      Always… ALWAYS swallow BEFORE reading Dr. Eowyn’s posts and comments!!! Your computer will last longer. 😀

       

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