Why do young Muslims join the jihad?

 

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let’s have a look at the evidence:
No Christmas. No television. No nude women . No football. No pork chops. No hot dogs. No burgers. No beer. No bacon. Rags for clothes. Towels for hats. Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower. More than one wife. More than one mother-in-law.
You can’t shave. Your wife can’t shave.You can’t wash off the smell of donkey.You are sexually attracted to sheep . You wipe your Butt with your hand. You cook over burning camel dung. Your wife is picked by someone else for you and your wives smell worse than your donkey.
Then they tell you that “when you die, it all gets better”??
Well no crap Sherlock!….It’s not like it could get much worse.
~Steve~      H/T  Miss May
 
 
 

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0 responses to “Why do young Muslims join the jihad?

  1. “Steve; At first, I thought you were Describing the O.W.S. Folks!”
    “Butt; Then Again, They Both Have Alot In Common!”

     
  2. funny, i just recently becme familiar with this comedian/ventriloquist, funny but risky.

     
    • hiya steve, just plugging along, trying to do my best and support my family. raising 2 beautiful, smart, well adjusted girls. Oh yeah….and always stirring up muck here on the fellowship……..nothing like a good debate and discussion to get us where we need to go. CHEERS mate!

       
  3. LMAO! 😀 Funny how much of that is truthful, LOL

     
  4. Heck, if that was all I had to look forward to, I’d be a suicide bomber, too.
    -Dave

     
  5. LOL, Steve!!! This was brilliant!!!!!

     
  6. haha…life must suck for them!

     
  7. Dennis H. Bennett

    Government Investigates Rancher
    The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
    GOV’T AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.”
    RANCHER: ”Well, there’s my hired hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
    Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.
    He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life.
    He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.”
    GOV’T AGENT: “That’s the guy I want to talk to – the mentally challenged one.”
    RANCHER: “That would be me.”

     
  8. Dennis H. Bennett

    Steve:
    Did you really have to mention the sheep? I was hoping to get some for the pasture, but now I’ll have to guard them too!

     

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