When liberals say X, they really mean Y

Democrats speak a different language than standard English.
Here’s a translation guide to help you navigate through the Progressive Newspeak.

DEMOCRAT

REPUBLICAN

Arsenal of Weapons

Gun Collection

Delicate Wetlands

Swamp

Undocumented Worker

Illegal Alien

Cruelty-Free Materials

Synthetic Fiber

Assault and Battery

Attitude Adjustment

Heavily Armed

Well-protected

Narrow-minded

Righteous

Taxes or Your Fair Share

Coerced Theft

Commonsense Gun Control

Gun Confiscation Plot

Illegal Hazardous Explosives

Fireworks or Stump Removal

Non-viable Tissue Mass

Unborn Baby

Equal Access to Opportunity

Socialism

Multicultural Community

High Crime Area

Fairness or Social Progress

Marxism

Upper Class or “The Rich ”

Self-Employed

Progressive, Change

Big Government Scheme

Homeless or Disadvantaged

Bums or Welfare Leeches

Sniper Rifle

Scoped Deer Rifle

Investment For the Future

Higher Taxes

Healthcare Reform

Socialized Medicine

Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater

Conservative

Truants

Homeschoolers

Victim or Oppressed

Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing

High Capacity Magazine

Standard Capacity Magazine

Religious Zealot

Church-going

Reintroduced Wolves

Sheep and Elk Killers

Fair Trade Coffee

Overpriced Yuppie Coffee

Exploiters or “The Rich ”

Employed or Land Owner

The Gun Lobby

NRA Members

Assault Weapon

Semi-Auto (Grandpa’s M1 Carbine)

Fiscal Stimulus

New Taxes and Higher Taxes

Same Sex Marriage

Legalized Perversion

Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting

Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs

Accepted Facts

Horse Shit

H/t beloved Grouchy!
~Eowyn

Please follow and like us:
0
 

0 responses to “When liberals say X, they really mean Y

  1. Thanks for posting this. It was great!

     
  2. In this election season, we can expect candidates to use some or many of the following terms. I decided to supply a list of definitions so that you may know what the candidates are talking about even if they do not.
    Definitions:
    Anarchy: no government.
    Monarchy: government by a king/queen.
    Plutocracy: government by the wealthy, usually by the wealthy for the wealthy.
    Theocracy: government by a church.
    Democracy: elected government responsive to its citizens.
    Dictatorship: Government by one or a few.
    Freedom: no coercion by government, business, unions or church.
    Slavery: coercion by government, business, unions or church.
    Capitalism: business system where owners of capital run businesses.
    Socialism: government owns businesses.
    Fascism: businesses own government. This is the system we have now on the national level and also at the state level in many states.
    Communism (Marxism): socialism and dictatorship.
    Mixed economy: socialism and capitalism operating side by side with one trying to dominate the other.
    Some of these items are compatible and some cannot be combined. Socialism and democracy and freedom are compatible, while fascism and democracy and freedom are not.

     
  3. Sometimes I like to think that we’re all on the same team….
    red-blooded Americans for truth, justice and freedom ….
    but then I’m reawakened to the fact that half of the people in this
    country are complicit in it’s destruction and might be happier elsewhere.

     
  4. No wonder we can’t agree…language barriers abound!

     
  5. More Progressive Newspeak…
    Hit/strike = Spank
    Openminded = Pro Gay
    Fairness = Forced equality through confiscatory policies

     
  6. Quite true.

     
  7. I want to move to the highest mountain in tennesse and buy it then fortifie it and dare some one to come on my property. i wonder when u buy a piece of land you pay taxes , then they charge you taxes on lumber, drywall, electrical supplies , roofing supplies, etc. so what gives the goverment the right to charge property tax every yr when we have already payed all these taxes.
    Joe
    http://www.coastalroasters.com

     
  8. Just goes to show uncle sam wants to get richer while we get poorer.
    http://www.coastalroasters.com

     

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *