What mumbling gets you….

A male patient is lying in bed

In the hospital,

Wearing an oxygen mask over his

Mouth and nose,

Still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure

A young student nurse appears to give him a

Partial sponge bath.

Nurse,’ he mumbles, from behind the mask ‘Are my

Testicles black?’

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies

‘I don’t know, Sir.

I’m only here to wash

Your upper body.’

He struggles to ask again,

‘Nurse, are my

Testicles black?’

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,

She overcomes her

Embarrassment and sheepishly

Pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his

Penis in one hand and his

Testicles in the other,

Lifting and moving them

Around and around gently.

Then, she takes a close look and says, ‘No sir, they aren’t and I assure you, there’s nothing wrong

With them, Sir !!’

The man pulls off his oxygen mask,

Smiles at her and

Says very slowly,

‘Thank you very much. That was

Wonderful, but listen

Very, very closely…..

‘ A r e – m y – t e s t – r e s u l t s -b a c k ?

~Steve~  H/T  Joseph

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Julia
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Julia

LMAO!

Dr. Eowyn
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ROFL funny! 😀

purpleperceptions
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LOL!!

japoa
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And I suppose the ” Head nurse ” alleviated this situation .

DCG
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Ha!

surfer
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sent this to hubby… I was to embarrassed like the nurse to send it to anyone else!!