Weekend Joke

H/t bkeyser, from a NewsBusters commenter.
A driver is stuck in traffic heading into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving in either direction. Suddenly, a man knocks on his window. Rolling down his window, the driver asks, “What’s happening? Accident?”
The man replies, “No. Worse. Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and  we think Oprah Winfrey and Rosie O’Donnell. They’re asking for $10 Million in ransom. Without it, they’re going to douse them in gasoline and set them on fire. We’re going car-to-car asking for anything you can spare.”
“How much is the average donation?” the driver asks.
“So far, about a gallon.”

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good one…I’d give up my whole tank of gas…