Wednesday’s Chuckle.

A Mexican (an undocumented Democrat), a Black (a documented Democrat), a Muslim and a Redneck were walking together on a beach when the Black stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a Genie appeared.

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“I can only grant four wishes,” the Genie said. “Since there are four of you, you may have a wish apiece.” Pointing at the Black, he said, “Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish.”

The Black thought for a moment then said, “I wish for a fleet of ships so that I can gather all my people and take them back to our homeland, Africa .” Poof! It was done! Thousands of ships appeared on the skyline.

The Mexican said, “I weesh for enough Cheby peekups to take all my peoples back to our homeland, May-he-co!” Poof! It was done! Row after row of Chevrolet pickups appeared on the beach.

The Muslim said, “I wish for a hundred thousand camels to take all of my people away from this horrible country loaded with infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim countries and serve Allah.” Poof! It was done! A hundred thousand camels suddenly appeared on the beach.

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Turning to the Redneck, the Genie asked, “And what is your
wish?”

The Redneck watched as the loaded pickups began moving toward the border, then looked out to sea and watched the loaded ships sailing out into the sunset, then he looked at all of the Muslims getting on top of the camels and riding off.

The Redneck said, “Just give me a Bud Lite. It doesn’t get any
better than this!”

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~Steve~                                           H/T   hujonwi

 

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  1. An Irish priest (Father O’Malley) who transferred to Texas. As he rose from his bed one morning in his new Texas mission parish; opening the front door of the rectory to get a deep breath of the beautiful Texas dry air.

    He noticed a jackass lying dead in the middle of rectory’s front lawn. He then promptly called the local police station, to report it.

    The conversation went like this: ”Good morning, this is Sergeant Jones, how might I help you?”

    “This is Father O’Malley at St. Ann’s Catholic Church, down the road and the best of the day to you, Sergeant Jones do you know there’s a jackass lying dead on the rectory’s front lawn.

    Sergeant Jones, considered himself to be a good old boy with wit, replied with: “Well now Father, it has been always my impression that you Catholics give all them poor jackasses their last rites.”

    There was a bit of silence for a moment………………………………………

    Then Father O’Malley replied: ”Aye, ’tis certainly that may be true; but we are also obliged to notify their next of kin, Sergeant Jones.”

     
  2. Hey Steve , I swear on a stack of bibles I did not see the punchline . Let me take a w.a.g. at it . Redneck says to Genie , ” Hell Bubba , you already gave me 3 of my wishes , I hold onto mine until I really need it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “

     
  3. Awesome!

     
  4. This beats hold my beer and watch this!

     

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