Wednesday Funny

The downside to having a short temper…..
 
Subject:  TEXT TO NEIGHBOR:
TEXT TO NEIGHBOR:
Hi, Fred, this is Richard, next door. I’ve got a confession to make.
I’ve been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I’m telling you in this text and
I can’t live with myself a minute longer without you knowing about this.
The truth is that when you’re not around I’ve been sharing your wife, day and night. In fact, probably much more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home
recently and I know that that’s no excuse. The temptation was just too great.  I can’t live with the guilt and hope you’ll accept my sincere apology and forgive me.
Please suggest a fee for usage and I’ll pay you.
Regards, Richard
NEIGHBOR’S RESPONSE:
Fred, feeling so angered and betrayed, grabbed his gun and shot Richard killing him. He went back home and poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa.
Fred then looked at his phone and discovered a second Text message from Richard.
SECOND TEXT MESSAGE:
Hi, Fred. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I expect you figured it out and noticed that the damned Auto-Spell Correct had changed “wi-fi” to “wife”.
Technology, huh? It’ll be the death of us all.
Regards, Richard
-Dave
(H/t: My NB bud Michael)
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Auntie Lulu
Auntie Lulu
1 year ago

Dave . . . Thanks for the great laugh.

DCG
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DCG
1 year ago

Oops!!!

truckjunkie
truckjunkie
1 year ago
Reply to  DCG

Or more accurately,”Oop-BOOM!!!” Lesson learned-When you make a mistake,you CAN’T move fast enough in fixing it.

Dr. Eowyn
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Dr. Eowyn
1 year ago

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kommonsentsjane
1 year ago

Reblogged this on kommonsentsjane and commented:
Reblogged on kommonsentsjane/blogkommonsents.
Wednesday funny.
kommonsentsjane

Brian Heinz
1 year ago

That one was really good and scary as well. How many times on the go do we text and not proof read before send? I am the worst in the world better look before I leap again for fear of losing something I might want to keep.☻
Has anyone heard the 4 some golfers?

truckjunkie
truckjunkie
1 year ago
Reply to  Brian Heinz

Bro-THAT’S why I stay off the chat lines-by the time I correct all my mistakes,my comment’s not relevant anymore.

Disgusted
Disgusted
1 year ago

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daveyone1
1 year ago
TrailDust
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TrailDust
1 year ago

gasp!

Margo Moore
Margo Moore
1 year ago

Not funny.

bzerob
1 year ago

Reblogged this on On the Patio and commented:
ExcellenT! Funny stuff! But it gives one food for thought on technology! Once again very funny!

tskraghu
1 year ago

Reblogged this on Kaleidoscope and commented:
Here’s another chuckle-worthy on…well, read on….

Alma
Alma
1 year ago

Ay ay ayyyyy! We’ve all gone through this, worse when you rag on your boss and he is on the list of recipients. Oops.

stevenbroiles
1 year ago

This is a real howler! Thanks for the laugh!

chemtrailssuck
1 year ago

That’s why I hate spellcheck. 😉