Wednesday Funny

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The downside to having a short temper…..
Hi, Fred, this is Richard, next door. I’ve got a confession to make.
I’ve been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I’m telling you in this text and
I can’t live with myself a minute longer without you knowing about this.
The truth is that when you’re not around I’ve been sharing your wife, day and night. In fact, probably much more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home
recently and I know that that’s no excuse. The temptation was just too great.  I can’t live with the guilt and hope you’ll accept my sincere apology and forgive me.
Please suggest a fee for usage and I’ll pay you.
Regards, Richard
Fred, feeling so angered and betrayed, grabbed his gun and shot Richard killing him. He went back home and poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa.
Fred then looked at his phone and discovered a second Text message from Richard.
Hi, Fred. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I expect you figured it out and noticed that the damned Auto-Spell Correct had changed “wi-fi” to “wife”.
Technology, huh? It’ll be the death of us all.
Regards, Richard
(H/t: My NB bud Michael)
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0 responses to “Wednesday Funny

  1. Dave . . . Thanks for the great laugh.

    • Or more accurately,”Oop-BOOM!!!” Lesson learned-When you make a mistake,you CAN’T move fast enough in fixing it.

  2. Reblogged this on kommonsentsjane and commented:
    Reblogged on kommonsentsjane/blogkommonsents.
    Wednesday funny.

  3. That one was really good and scary as well. How many times on the go do we text and not proof read before send? I am the worst in the world better look before I leap again for fear of losing something I might want to keep.☻
    Has anyone heard the 4 some golfers?

    • Bro-THAT’S why I stay off the chat lines-by the time I correct all my mistakes,my comment’s not relevant anymore.

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  5. Not funny.

  6. Reblogged this on On the Patio and commented:
    ExcellenT! Funny stuff! But it gives one food for thought on technology! Once again very funny!

    • It caught my attention due to the fact that spellcheck nearly caused me to receive an “F” on a couple of college papers I turned in.
      LOL – I no-longer do screen editing now.
      I always print the docs out.

  7. Reblogged this on Kaleidoscope and commented:
    Here’s another chuckle-worthy on…well, read on….

  8. Ay ay ayyyyy! We’ve all gone through this, worse when you rag on your boss and he is on the list of recipients. Oops.

  9. This is a real howler! Thanks for the laugh!

  10. That’s why I hate spellcheck. 😉


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