Wednesday Funny

My New Neighbor 
She’s single.
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my sidewalk.
She knocked on my door.
I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, “I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this
strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?”
I immediately replied, “Nope, I’m free… I have no plans at
all!”
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Then she said, “Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?”
MAN… IT’S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!
-Dave 
(h/t: My friend Lee)

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0 responses to “Wednesday Funny

  1. Ha, good one!

     
  2. Actually, I’d rather know what the girl looked like. 😉
    -Dave

     

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