We Need A Laugh Or Two. Hope This Does It.

Baby Mole
A daddy mommy and baby mole are in their hole relaxing one morning when daddy mole sticks his head out of the hole and says, “I smell pancakes”.
Mommy mole sticks her head out the tiny hole and says, “I smell pancakes too…pancakes with maple syrup!! Baby mole come smell the pancakes with maple syrup”.

Baby mole sticks his head upwards to get to the hole and exclaims “I cant smell anything but moleasses?!”

Sex vs Secs
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, “,Daddy, what is sex?”,
The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer.
He proceeded to tell her all about the ‘birds and the bees’. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, “,Why did you ask this question?”,
The little girl replied, “Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs.”    ( Ouch )
~Steve~                                       H/T   https://dailyjokes.co

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7 years ago

So adorable! When I was a little girl I had a stuffed one that looked just like that & carried him everywhere… Now I want a real one!
(Of course I also want a real baby lemur, baby porcupine & owl.. Will have to settle for my dogs, cockatoos & tortoise for now. Perhaps someday.) 😉

7 years ago