We have three winners!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points. Only two points separated the winner from the runner-up!

There were so many really clever caption submissions, which is why we have an unprecedented triple winners for this caption contest. 😀

And the winners of the 220th FOTM Caption Contest, each with 8 points, are . . .

Brane Frees, Larry and Lola!

Here are the winning captions:

Brane Frees: “You gotta be half nuts to wear an outfit like this.”
Larry: “When viagra goes wrong”
Lola: “This is a Testes of the Emergency Bad Fashion Broadcast System.”

Note: Brane Frees (what a clever alias/handle!) received one #1 vote and two #2 votes; Larry and Lola each received two #1 votes.

Captain America is in 2nd place with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here is his caption:

“Depends Millennials”. For all the young poopy-pants out there.

Amanda, Jackie Puppet, Jim and truckjunkie are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Amanda: “Hey Bill, where’s the zipper?
Just use the pants Henry. That’s what I did.”

Jackie Puppet: “Elephantiasis of the balls!”

Jim: “Now let them talk about manspreading.”

truckjunkie: “Hey, I know it looks dorky, but I only have to find a Men’s Room once a week.”


Congratulations, Brane Frees, Larry, and Lola!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀


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4 months ago

Congratulations, Brane Frees, Larry and Lola!
And big thanks to all our contributors, especially Captain America, Amanda, Jackie Puppet, Jim and truckjunkie!!!
You keep us laughing in a dark time.

4 months ago

They must pay those models a lot of money to walk around looking like their Depends sprung a leak.