We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 223rd FOTM Caption Contest, with four #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling a whopping 18 points, is . . .


Here is the winning caption:

We are doing our breast to contain the spread of the Corona Virus.

Captain America and Gunny T are in 2nd place, each with two #1 votes, one #2 vote, and 10 points. Here are their captions:

Captain America: “Dick Tracy’s arch enemy, ‘Nipples’.”

Gunny T: “It feels so good when my friends play with them …”

DFJ150 is in 3rd place, with two #2 votes and 4 points. Here’s the caption:

DFJ150: “I’m here to titillate you with some important New York news, right before I trash President Trump again.”

GregB, Kevin Lankford, and ms berry are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

GregB: “When I told you guys I was excited to be here with you today, I meant it in more ways than one.”

Kevin Lankford: “Another ‘New Normal’ for new york.”

ms berry: “If I forget my lines I get electric nipple shocks !!”


Congratulations, Tanc!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀


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8 months ago

Congratulations Tanc!!!
And big thanks to all the great caption writers, especially Captain America, Gunny T, DFJ150, GregB, Kevin Lankford, and ms berry!!!
You all keep this little blog rolling along.

8 months ago

This was a crowded contest, for a strange manifestation noticed in a very public figure…..congratulations to ALL who posted an entry into this one. It was all entertaining to us….and conratulations to Tanc and all others who made us laugh/think deep thoughts 🙂

8 months ago

Awesome captions everyone!