We have a winner!

Actually, we have winners.

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winners of the 222nd FOTM Caption Contest, with 12 points each, are . . .

GregB and Jackie Puppet!

Here are the winning captions:

GregB received two #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points:

“And just like that, everyone else at the party suddenly decided to practice ‘social distancing’ by leaving.”

Jackie Puppet received three #1 votes, also totaling 12 points:

He likes it! Hey Mikey!

Lou Minati is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

“Mmmmm… my FAVORITE!! Aborted fetus pie with adrenochrome frosting! It’s finger-licking GOOD!”

Captain America, chemtrailssuck, Mr. Anderson, omegaman, and William are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Captain America: “The Hobbits must have their second breakfasts.”

chemtrailssuck: “The REAL source of the virus.”

Mr. Anderson: “MMMmmmm!! Late Term Abortion!”

omega-man: “mmm…needs some salt, where’s the salt shaker? Anybody see my big gulp slurpy?”

William: “Mini-Mike, indignant at being upstaged by the Great 2020 Toilet Paper Panic, defiantly flaunts basic public health protocols”


Congratulations, GregB and Jackie Puppet!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀


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3 months ago

Congrats GregB and Jackie Puppet!
And big thanks to all a wild writers, especially Lou Minati, Captain America, chemtrailssuck, Mr. Anderson, omegaman, and William!!!

You are all great!!!

Jackie Puppet
3 months ago

Thank you to the judges & to GregB – that’s a good one!

3 months ago
Reply to  Jackie Puppet

I loved yours too Jackie Puppet. It brought back some memories as I remember those old Life cereal commercials very well. I always enjoy all your other comments as well.

3 months ago

As always…win or “lose” I LOVE this FOTM segment. I love the entries of y’all. Keep it coming! AND, I love that y’all vote to select the final winners.

True Dan
True Dan
3 months ago

Would that be “three #1 votes, also totaling 12 points”.