We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points. Only two points separated the winner from the runner-up!

And the winner of the 219th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .


Here is the winning caption:

Hey, they were right! This is much better than standing on a box!

chemtrailssuck is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points. Here’s her caption:

Bloomberg once again demonstrates he’s just full of hot air.

truckjunkie is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here’s his caption:

Yeah,the umbrella trick works fine-until you get T-Boned by a speeding Unicorn…..

AvaJ, DFJ150, and William are in 4th place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

AvaJ: “That’s the closest we’ll see of stringing up this rat.”

DFJ150: “Little Mikey Poppins finally realizes that no amount of sugar will convince people to swallow the ‘medicine’ he is offering.”

William: “Mini-Mike Bloomers proves conclusively that he is demon-possessed by demonstrating his ability to levitate”


Congratulations, Amanda!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀


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