We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points. Only two points separated the winner from the runner-up!

And the winner of the 218th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .


Here is the winning caption:

“My dog collar is on too tight, cut it off!”

BoyDownTheLane is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes. Here’s his caption:

“Kill it like they did Epstein!”

christy and Kevin Lankford are in 3rd place, each with one #1 and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points each. Here are their captions:

christy: “After attending the standing room only rally for Creepy Joe held in an elevator, George got a bad case of fleas.”

Kevin Lankford: “KILL!!…KILL!!…KILL!!…We can not allow any truth to be heard!!”

DFJ150 and Locke Enlode (each with one #1 vote) and William (with two #2 votes) are in 4th place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:

DFJ150: “George inadvertently reveals what really happened in Epstein’s cell. Hillary sends her condolences on his upcoming ‘accident’.”

Locke Enlode: “Sekulow is telling the TRUTH! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!”

DiscussDisgust and vett are in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

DiscussDisgust: “Hillary, time to add to the #ClintonBodyCount!!”

vett: “Quick, kill the truth.”


Congratulations, Alma!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀


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5 months ago

Way to go Alma!

Jackie Puppet
5 months ago

Congrats Alma!