. . . for FOTM’s 216th Caption Contest!
The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points. Only two points separated the winner from the runner-up!
And the clear winner of the 216th FOTM Caption Contest, with four #1 votes, totaling a whopping 16 points, is . . .
Here is the winning caption:
chemtrailssuck is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here’s her caption:
Real Pussies own guns.
DFJ150, with two #2 votes, and two other William captions, each with one #1 vote, are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:
DFJ150: “Say hello to my little friend.”
William: “Unknown to most Americans, the Framers of the constitution added a footnote to the 2nd Amendment to include cats.”
William: “When the ultra-leftist Oregon legislature banned catnip toys to Save The Planet, armed Patriot cat militias began forming in that state.”
Captain America, Gunny T, Jackie Puppet, and vett are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:
Captain America: “News outlets the following day: Republican white supremacist cat with assault weapon opens fire on peaceful Antifa pep rally.”
Gunny T: “Haha Libs, how many of you are triggered now?”
Jackie Puppet: “No Demonrats allowed!”
vett: “I dare you to call me a ‘pussy’ cat!”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀