. . . for FOTM’s 215th Caption Contest!
The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points. Only two points separated the winner from the runner-up!
And the winner of the 215th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .
John D Pizzo!
Here is the winning caption:
vett is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points. Here’s the caption:
We’re on it, Satan.
DaytonaPeach in in 3rd place, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points. Here’s the caption:
Look! We’ve opened the door to hell.
Two William captions are in 3rd place, one with one #1 vote, the other with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points each:
Demonrat “prayer meeting” photo op: Dear… what’s that guy’s name again?…oh yeah, God
Demonrats hold a seance to channel the spirit of Josef Stalin and to ask him for guidance in their “impeachment hearing”
Goldbug, Kevin Cory, Paladin, YouKnowWho, and another William caption are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are the captions:
Goldbug: “Oh, Master Beelzebub, we’re doing our best, the entire Democrat Party now belongs to you, but this Trump guy is a tough nut to crack!”
Kevin Cory: “Last check of the polling numbers before funeral”
Paladin: “What is another word for Democratic prayer? Schizophrenia!”
YouKnowWho: “Sometimes the answer to prayer is NO.”
William: “Demonrats invoke Moloch, Baal, and Lucifer to assist them in finishing their task of establishing Hell on Earth”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, John D Pizzo!
Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here tomorrow to ring in the new year for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀