We have a winner!

This was a difficult contest to choose a winner, as indicated in the fact that only two points separated the winner from the runner-up, the runner-up from the 3rd place, 4th place, and 5th place.

But the writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 214th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #1 vote, totaling 10 points, is . . .


Here is the winning caption:

William is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points. Here is his caption:

For being a patriotic and un-neutered white Christian male.

Splitfinger and Truckjunkie are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points each. Here are their captions:

Splitfinger: “for exposing our crimes!”

Truckjunkie: “Because WESAYSO.”

Goldbug and Watertender are in 4th place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

Goldbug: “Cuz MSM says, ‘Orange Man Bad’.”

Watertender: “For saving America and pissing off Hillary!!”

Captain America, Cornell, Jackie Puppet, Molly Young, and pigpen51 are in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Captain America: “For exposing our treason, theft, corruption, pedophilia, murder, rape, and for having a most beautiful wife, who by the way is an actual female.”

Cornell: “For attempting to implement a policy of ‘America first’.”

Jackie Puppet: “Because we the Democrats, have nothing as a platform to run on.”

Molly Young: “For: terrifying the elite by not taking their secret oath and joining their end game plans.”

pigpen51: “Attach Velcro here to make it easy to change daily.”


Congratulations, vett!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀


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7 months ago

Congratulations vett!

And big thanks to all the brilliant contributors, especially
William, Splitfinger, Truckjunkie, Goldbug, Watertender, Captain America, Cornell, Jackie Puppet, Molly Young, and pigpen51!

You make these contests great!

7 months ago

“O Lord of the Dark Realm, Lucifer, hear our plea; we implore you to move on our behalf, lest we be found out for our treason.”