. . . for FOTM’s 214th Caption Contest!
This was a difficult contest to choose a winner, as indicated in the fact that only two points separated the winner from the runner-up, the runner-up from the 3rd place, 4th place, and 5th place.
But the writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of the 214th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #1 vote, totaling 10 points, is . . .
Here is the winning caption:
William is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points. Here is his caption:
For being a patriotic and un-neutered white Christian male.
Splitfinger and Truckjunkie are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points each. Here are their captions:
Splitfinger: “for exposing our crimes!”
Truckjunkie: “Because WESAYSO.”
Goldbug and Watertender are in 4th place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:
Goldbug: “Cuz MSM says, ‘Orange Man Bad’.”
Watertender: “For saving America and pissing off Hillary!!”
Captain America, Cornell, Jackie Puppet, Molly Young, and pigpen51 are in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:
Captain America: “For exposing our treason, theft, corruption, pedophilia, murder, rape, and for having a most beautiful wife, who by the way is an actual female.”
Cornell: “For attempting to implement a policy of ‘America first’.”
Jackie Puppet: “Because we the Democrats, have nothing as a platform to run on.”
Molly Young: “For: terrifying the elite by not taking their secret oath and joining their end game plans.”
pigpen51: “Attach Velcro here to make it easy to change daily.”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀