We have a winner!

This was a difficult contest to choose a winner, as indicated in the fact that only two points separated the winner from the runner-up, and the runner-up from the 3rd place and 4th place.

But the writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the (narrow) winner of the 213th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points, is . . .

Jackie Puppet!

Here is the winning caption:

Turns out Eric Swalwell was the Ukraine “whistleblower’ all along!


YouKnowWho is in 2nd place, with one #1 and one #2 vote, totalling 6 points. Here is the caption:


Two other Jackie Puppet captions and William (each with one #1 vote), and Kevin Lankford (with two #2 votes) are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:

Jackie Puppet: “Swalwell proves the adage that people can indeed talk out of both sides of their mouths.”

Jackie Puppet: “Chris, let me ASS you a question!”

William: “Swallwell inadvertently contributes to global warming, causing South Pacific islands to be submerged last year.”

Kevin Lankford: “Swalwell testing his mini-nukes.”

DFJ150, Larry, and pigpen51 are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

DFJ150: “After being so full of crap for so long, Eric could no longer contain himself.”

Larry: “Eric Swallwell demonstrating the improper use of a colon when punctuating a sentence.”

pigpen51: “That is the most intelligent thing to come out of a Democrat in years.”


Congratulations, Jackie Puppet!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀


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9 months ago

Congratulations Jackie Puppet!

And big thanks to everyone who “piled on,” especially YouKnowWho,
William, Kevin Lankford, DFJ150, Larry, and pigpen51!!!
This caption contest was a real gas!!!

Jackie Puppet
9 months ago

WOW!!! I had a blast with this contest! 😆

Sometimes these contests can be pretty difficult, this time the inspiration just kept coming! And I couldn’t do it without the guy who polled a whopping 0.0% among Democrat presidential candidates!

Thanks to everybody who “fart”-icipated!