. . . for FOTM’s 213th Caption Contest!
This was a difficult contest to choose a winner, as indicated in the fact that only two points separated the winner from the runner-up, and the runner-up from the 3rd place and 4th place.
But the writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the (narrow) winner of the 213th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points, is . . .
Here is the winning caption:
Turns out Eric Swalwell was the Ukraine “whistleblower’ all along!
YouKnowWho is in 2nd place, with one #1 and one #2 vote, totalling 6 points. Here is the caption:
Two other Jackie Puppet captions and William (each with one #1 vote), and Kevin Lankford (with two #2 votes) are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:
Jackie Puppet: “Swalwell proves the adage that people can indeed talk out of both sides of their mouths.”
Jackie Puppet: “Chris, let me ASS you a question!”
William: “Swallwell inadvertently contributes to global warming, causing South Pacific islands to be submerged last year.”
Kevin Lankford: “Swalwell testing his mini-nukes.”
DFJ150, Larry, and pigpen51 are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:
DFJ150: “After being so full of crap for so long, Eric could no longer contain himself.”
Larry: “Eric Swallwell demonstrating the improper use of a colon when punctuating a sentence.”
pigpen51: “That is the most intelligent thing to come out of a Democrat in years.”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, Jackie Puppet!
Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀