. . . for FOTM’s 211th Caption Contest!
The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of the 211th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .
Here is the winning caption:
These boots aren’t as comfortable as the red pumps we used to wear!
PvtCharlieSlate and Splitfinger are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points each. Here are their captions:
PvtCharlieSlate: “For sale: Used Belgian Army rifles – never fired, only dropped once.”
Splitfinger: “Looks like the night of the living dead after they broke into an army surplus”
Edward Keesee, kjf, Paladin, and William are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. William’s caption received two #2 votes; the other each received one #1 vote. Here are their captions:
Edward Keesee: “We are the Special Farces of Belgium!!”
kjf: “Right, left, right o’left,
I don’t know my right from left.
I used to be a high school stud, now I march like Elmer Fud.
Right, left, right o’left,
I don’t know my right from left”
Paladin: “What the USA will look like after AOC is elected President”
William: “Belgian Special Forces. The enemy will die laughing”
danwdurham is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here is his caption:
Tell me again – which foot is my left foot.
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, Jackie Puppet!
Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!
For all the other Caption submissions, go here.
Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!