We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 211th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .

Jackie Puppet!

Here is the winning caption:

These boots aren’t as comfortable as the red pumps we used to wear!

PvtCharlieSlate and Splitfinger are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points each. Here are their captions:

PvtCharlieSlate: “For sale: Used Belgian Army rifles – never fired, only dropped once.”

Splitfinger: “Looks like the night of the living dead after they broke into an army surplus”

Edward Keesee, kjf, Paladin, and William are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. William’s caption received two #2 votes; the other each received one #1 vote. Here are their captions:

Edward Keesee: “We are the Special Farces of Belgium!!”

kjf: “Right, left, right o’left,
I don’t know my right from left.
I used to be a high school stud, now I march like Elmer Fud.
Right, left, right o’left,
I don’t know my right from left”

Paladin: “What the USA will look like after AOC is elected President”

William: “Belgian Special Forces. The enemy will die laughing”

danwdurham is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here is his caption:

Tell me again – which foot is my left foot.


Congratulations, Jackie Puppet!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other Caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!


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10 months ago

Congrats Jackie, as well as the rest of the contributors.

10 months ago

Big congrats, Jackie Puppet!!!
And big thanks to all the hilarious caption writers, especially PvtCharlieSlate, Splitfinger, Edward Keesee, kjf, Paladin, William, and danwdurham!!! You make these contests a lot of fun.

Jackie Puppet
10 months ago

Thankyouverymuch, indeed!! My inspiration came from recalling the Temple University Army ROTC cadets that had to wear red pumps on one of their drill days, so they could understand what women had to go through, a few years back. I’d have posted this earlier, but I couldn’t post until today – I got logged out somehow, and couldn’t log back in. 🤷‍♂️ Today, I just clicked inside the reply box, and now I’m back in. I’m attributing that to God – I have no idea how I’m back, cause I cleared my history, cache & cookies 2 days ago, and… Read more »