We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 109th Caption Contest!

As usual, the FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.
There were many clever captions for the judges to choose from!
Happily, we have a clear winner.
And the winner of FOTM’s 109th Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and two #2 vote, totaling 13 points is . . .

chulai1968! Snoopy dance

Here’s his winning caption:
woman in hazmat suit in Dulles
james4vs10 is our 2nd place runnerup, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, for a total of 7 points. Here’s his caption:

Oh Hell, I farted….

LAH and another james4vs10 captions are both in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 3 points. Here are their respective captions:

As moral corruption of society grows, the less it is noticed by the corrupt – but some see it clearly.
Meanwhile, awaiting the Call To Prayer, the Devout Enjoy their New Burkha Fashion as Required By The Latest Obama Executive Order…

Joanne and Sharon Odelnal are both in 4 place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

Knowing French Onion Soup requires chopping TONS of onions, Margaret prepares by donning her special ‘chopping suit’ while reading through her recipe one more time . . .
Clearly this woman is leaving for Nickelsdorf, Austria.

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, chulai1968 (aka Bob)!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL
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For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting caption contest!
Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D



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I am overwhelmed and deeply honored by your selection as Grand Exalted Winner of this prestigious award. I shall reproduce this beautiful Certificate, frame it, and hang it in a place of suitable honor in my home. My heartfelt congratulations to the runners-up, whose submissions made me doubt whether mine would even receive a single vote. It is so difficult to outdo a group possessing such Intelligence, Wit, and Ingenuity. This is proof positive that America is truly the land of opportunity, when a country boy of humble origins can scale the heights of blogdom and find success. …. and,… Read more »

Steven Broiles

Good to hear from you again, chulai.


Thank you, Steven. I’m trying to piece things together, one day at a time. It’s therapeutic to be among friends……


BINGO BANGO BOOM, BOB. Keep on Rockin’ and Knockin’ chulai1968. ‘World Peace’? Damn, No wonder. I always thought it was Whirled Peas. I got Dizzy trying to Visualize Whirled Peas…..God Bless You Man.


Tip o’ my Hat, A Wink, and a Nod, to All who Schnark. Sees ya when I sees Ya. May Almighty God Bless You All, In the Mighty Name Of Jesus Christ. Amen.