. . . for FOTM’s 186th Caption Contest!
This was a great contest with many truly clever captions. Alas, the writers of FOTM are obliged to vote for what each considers to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of the 186th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is . . .
Kevin J Lankford!
Here’s the winning caption:
In second place are dkolb 2010‘s two captions, LibSick, pigpen51, Richie and Tim Shey, each with 4 points. Pigpen51 received two #2 votes; the others each received one #1 vote. Here are their respective captions:
dkolb 2010: “Dianne, what would you charge to haunt a house?”
dkolb 2010: “Sen. Dianne Feinstein badgering Sen. Lisa Murkowski: ‘I told you Lisa that my reserved parking space is clearly marked; Witch Parking Only All Others Toad.'”
LibSick: “OK, I’ll vote against Kavanaugh, but you had better keep your part of the bargain to send busses of illegals to Alaska to vote for me!”
pigpen51: “You promise me, Dianne, if I vote no, you will get my name off the Clinton’s hit list?”
Richie: “Where’s my lunch money, b*tch?”
Tim Shey: “Come you spirits that tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here; and fill me, from the crown to the toe, top-full of direst cruelty!” (from Shakespeare’s MACBETH Act I, Scene V)
Andy, Jerry C, Joseph BC69, and Mad Celt are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:
Andy: “No Diane, I’m staying in the closet!”
Jerry C.: “But Dianne I really do need my knee caps.”
Joseph BC69: “When next do we two meet again, by heath and moor,/or behind the Senate’s door?”
Mad Celt: “Diane: Let’s tell everyone Kavanaugh felt you up at the senior prom.
Lisa: But it wasn’t Kavanaugh! It was Ulysses S. Grant!”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, Kevin J Lankford!
Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!
For all the other caption submission, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!