. . . for FOTM’s 210th Caption Contest!
The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the clear winner of the 210th FOTM Caption Contest, with four #1 votes, totaling 16 points, is . . .
Here is the winning caption:
Look! Hillary’s making a run for 2020.
Watertender is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points:
Chief, I had to chase her down and taze her! Bitch stole my doughnut!
Taserface is in 3rd place, with two #2 votes and 4 points:
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “chubby chaser”
Alma, Cornell, Rogziel and William are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:
Alma: “Quick, hand me the harpoon!”
Cornell: “Michael Moore forgot to take his testosterone injection but a quick thinking policeman reminded him as he was rushing to the set of his upcoming film ‘FATSO 911’.”
Rogziel: “Bare hunting.”
William: “The thrilling conclusion to the 100 meter dash at the 2024 Olympics after the International Olympic Committee decided to be more ‘inclusive’ and promote ‘fat acceptance’.”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!