The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of the 207th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points, is . . .
Here is the winning caption:
Jackie Puppet is in second place, with two #1 votes and 8 points. Here’s his caption:
Devil in a blue dress
Gunny T and Watertender are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:
Gunny T (with one #1 vote): “Does this dress make my butt look fat?”
Watertender (with two #2 votes): “I look so much better in a dress than J. Edgar Hoover ever could!”
Christy, Dan and wrw are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:
Christy: “Barbara Bush and Satan had a ‘son’.”
Dan: “You were going to say something, wise guy? Go tell it to Vince Foster.”
wrw: “Hey Monica, wanna stain this dress too?”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, Lou Minati!
Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!