We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 206th Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest. There were so many really, really good captions. Y’all really outdid yourselves!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 206th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is . . .


Here is the winning caption:

Today we author their thoughts, tomorrow their behavior, and finally they’ll welcome the Antichrist like he was their god.

andre is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points. Here is his caption:

I propose a toast to the destruction of America.

Felix Culpa is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here is his caption:

“We have a consensus, normalizing pedophilia it is!”

Jurist, Locke Enlode, Splitfinger and Tim Shey are in 4th place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

Jurist: “We got FOTM on the Google blacklist!”

Locke Enlode: “A toast … Meet the New Boss, more evil than the Old Boss!”

Splitfinger: “We will not surely die! for our eyes will be opened and we will be as GODS”

Tim Shey: “The strategies of hell.”

Michael Garrison, Joseph Magil, Larry, and wrw are in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Michael Garrison: “Raise your glass if you think that 20 year old white wine goes best with a buffet of white children.”

Joseph Magil: “Napa Valley wine for us, Kool-Aid for the masses!”

Larry: “To the White House upgrade to Windows 98.”

wrw: “Here’s to Silicone Valley. May the subversion and dumbing down of America continue. Salud!”


Congratulations, Dan!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!


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10 months ago


10 months ago

Congratulations Dan!
And big thanks to all the sharp caption writers, especially andre, Felix Culpa, Jurist, Locke Enlode, Splitfinger, Tim Shey, Michael Garrison, Joseph Magil, Larry, and wrw!
You keep this blog a fun place to hang out.