. . . for FOTM’s 204th Caption Contest!
This was a quite competitive contest, with three outstanding captions contending for first place.
The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of the 204th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and three #2 votes, totaling a whopping 14 points, is . . .
Here is the brilliant winning caption:
Cornell and kjf are both in second place, each with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points each. Here are their captions:
Cornell: “FLY AIR MARXISM!”
kjf: “Why could Mossad not upgrade me to Epstein’s plane?”
Ron W is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here is his caption:
As a quote I’ve seen says, “Socialism is not for the socialist.”
Goldbug is in 4th place, with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here is the caption:
Wow, was she good or what? And only fifty bucks?
Kevin Lankford and Jackie Puppet are in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:
Kevin Lankford: “No!…No!!…I tell ya!…You know I would not lie. I’m sure they told me this was the [W]orst class.”
Jackie Puppet: “Some of us are more equal than others!”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!