. . . for FOTM’s 203rd Caption Contest!
The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of the 203rd FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling a whopping 14 points, is . . .
Here is the winning caption:
William is in second place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here is his caption:
Vaginas of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your self-respect
In third place are GregB (with two #1 votes), and Kevin Lankford, Russell and YouKnowWho (each with one #1 vote), totaling 4 points each. Here are their captions:
GregB: “Vaginas (plural) brought me into this world? Yes, they really are THAT stupid!”
Kevin Lankford: “And as long as we got ‘planned parenthood’, we got the power over life and death”
Russell: “I was delivered by Caesarean so your premise fails…”
YouKnowWho: “Loose Lips Sink Ships”
Locke Enlode, Tom, and another William caption are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:
Locke Enlode: “Enter my twat-light zone… the newest portal to hell on earth!”
Tom: “And without sperm, vaginas are as vestigial as an appendix.”
William: “The United Federation of Pussyhats presents their entry in the ‘Stupidest Political Statement of All Time’ competition”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!