We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 203rd Caption Contest!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 203rd FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling a whopping 14 points, is . . .


Here is the winning caption:

Proof, only pussies vote Democrat.

William is in second place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here is his caption:

Vaginas of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your self-respect

In third place are GregB (with two #1 votes), and Kevin Lankford, Russell and YouKnowWho (each with one #1 vote), totaling 4 points each. Here are their captions:

GregB: “Vaginas (plural) brought me into this world? Yes, they really are THAT stupid!”

Kevin Lankford: “And as long as we got ‘planned parenthood’, we got the power over life and death”

Russell: “I was delivered by Caesarean so your premise fails…”

YouKnowWho: “Loose Lips Sink Ships”

Locke Enlode, Tom, and another William caption are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Locke Enlode: “Enter my twat-light zone… the newest portal to hell on earth!”

Tom: “And without sperm, vaginas are as vestigial as an appendix.”

William: “The United Federation of Pussyhats presents their entry in the ‘Stupidest Political Statement of All Time’ competition”


Congratulations, Tanc!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!


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11 months ago

Congratulations Tanc!

And big thanks to all the caption writers,
especially William, GregB, Kevin Lankford, Russell, YouKnowWho, Locke Enlode and Tom!

You make this blog fun!