. . . for the 185th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!
This was a distasteful contest, as I doubt the contestants took any pleasure in submitting their captions.
There were many, truly-brilliant captions. Alas, the writers of FOTM are obliged to vote for what each considers to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of the 185th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .
Here’s the winning caption:
Mad Celt is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points. Here’s the caption:
“No, Cardinal. Little boys pants half off refers to a sale.”
Captain America and Jurist are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points each. Here are their captions:
Captain America: “Good idea Brother Pedolpho! We will throw a few low-level Bishops from some shit-hole country under the bus. Then it’s business as usual.”
Jurist: “Is this camera angle safe? Nobody can see the little boys under the table, right?”
Alma, T. R. Bucaro, wandafish and Watertender are in 4th place, each with one #1 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:
Alma: “The Lucifer Synod on ‘How best to defile Jesus and His Church,’ presided by Evil Frankie and the seven insidious Cassocks.”
T.R. Bucaro: “So now that the minutes of the last NAMBLA minutes have been read, does anyone have any ‘new business?”
wandafish: “To these pedophile clergy, everyday is World Youth Day.”
Watertender: “My pride and joy / My favorite toy / God please send me / A willing Altar Boy!!”
Well done, everyone!
Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!