We have 4 winners!

. . . for FOTM’s 98th Caption Contest!

Good grief! We had so MANY really really clever captions! We had so many brilliant captions that can be the winner. Truly. Really.
FOTM writers dutifully voted for what we each considered to be the #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.
Not surprisingly, the votes were all spread out, with 5 being the maximum number of points achieved.
We don’t have a clear winner. Instead, it’s a tie: Four readers are the winners of the 98th FOTM Caption Contest, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 5 points each.
The four winners are japoa, Jim, LAH, and Patty Buchheit.
 Snoopy dance
Here are their respective winning captions:
donkeys on truck
Kevin J. Lankford, wendybar, and threepercent1775 are all in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and 3 points. Here are their respective captions:

We SAID…Take us to our leader…..This ain’t the white house.
Al Sharpton and his band of asses are here to help Baltimore!!!
7 people more qualified to be president than Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Another japoa caption, Lola, and TheSmaug are all in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

I always knew Barry was an ass man.
Hillary Clinton told her Useful Idiots to move their asses to her next public appearance.
Barrack Obama’s posse

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, japoa, Jim, LAH, and Patty Buchheit!

Here are your fancy-schmancy Award Certificates of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL
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For all the other caption submissions, click here.
Be here tomorrow for our first ever, super exciting Writing Contest! (The caption contest is taking a brief vacation.)

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Keepin’ Amerika Classy 😉

5 years ago

I was waiting for someone to say something about ‘hauling ass’, to win, but didn’t see it. I know you’ll say, ‘Why didn’t I write it in?’ Who knows….

5 years ago

This was a hard vote, as there were so many really great captions submitted.
LOL – I didn’t get my votes in until late last night.

5 years ago

Why thank you ! What a nice surprise as I just got home from work . Personally , I thought the ” ass man ” comment was better . But that’s my warped mind shining through .

5 years ago

Big congrats to japoa, Jim, LAH, and Patty Buchheit!!!
And big thanks to Kevin J. Lankford, wendybar, and threepercent1775 in 2nd place, and japoa, Lola, and TheSmaug in 3rd place!!!

5 years ago

Democratic voters aren’t as smart as jackasses.