We have a winner!

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. . . for FOTM’s 94th Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest. There were so many clever captions!!!
Alas, the FOTM writers have the duty to select a winner. So we each did our duty and voted for what we each considered to be the #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of the 94th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 10 points, is . . . .

Locke Enlode! Snoopy dance

Here’s his winning caption:
Madonna falls at BRIT award 2015
Jim is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 8 points. Here’s his caption:

Old people just fall asleep sometimes.

christy is in 3rd place, with two #1 votes, totaling 6 points. Here’s her caption:

To The Beatles tune: “‘Lady’ Madonna, demons at your feet, Here to escort you, to Satan meet.”

ratmandu is in 4th place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 5 points. Here’s his caption:

This picture is proof positive that her career is collapsing and on the way down ! Way,way down !

Lola is in 5th place, with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points. Here’s her caption:

Madonna has a Senior Moment.

Another ratmandu caption is in 6th place, with one #1 vote and 3 points:

Well certainly I’m not on the stairway to heaven !

lou damico and yet another ratmandu caption are both in 7th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

Help! It’s fallen and can get up.
Like a virgin? Yeah right!

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, Locke Enlode!

Here is your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL
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For all the other caption submissions, click here.
Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!
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0 responses to “We have a winner!

  1. How does somebody post an almost identical stairway to heaven post 3-4 days after somebody else win your caption contest ? Especially when his got 2 votes and mine got 7 ???

    • ratmandu,
      FOTM writers vote in accordance with the words of the captions, not when a caption was posted. But the number of up votes a caption receives is partly dependent on time.
      Do you really think your caption “Well certainly I’m not on the stairway to heaven!” is “almost identical” to Locke Enlode’s “Unbeknownst to Ms. Ciccone and the rest of satan’s spawn, St. Michael the Archangel had installed a trap door on the Stairway to Heaven”?
      FYI, FOTM writers don’t personally know either you or Locke Enlode or any of the commenters. We really don’t have a horse in the contest. For that matter, with the exception of joandarc, I have never even met the other writers face to face.

  2. Absolutely ! How can you even question this ? You have to know that the stairway to heaven reference is from a Led Zeppelin song and was the very same reused analogy by Locke Enlode. Exactly the same reference ! EXACTLY ! Period ! End of story ! Strange how you are defending your buddies recycled post that clearly was 3days behind mine ! This is CLEARLY not an origional idea on his part AND YOU KNOW IT ! He just put a trap door in his analogy.

    • Dude, man, this is just for fun… don’t need to be so uptight.

    • Whatever. Yawn….
      You need to look up the meaning of “sore loser.” I dread to think what you’d do in a contest where there’s actually a monetary prize involved. Please leave FOTM. You are no longer welcome here.

  3. Really ? You take this into the gutter by insulting me and making sport of this and you tell me I’m a sore loser ? You are a thin skinned,pompous,biased jerk who can’t handle confrontation ! You took care of your buddy and we both know it ! And by the way you need to change the sub title of your blog as there is plenty of deceit to be found in your fantasy land.

    • Dude, take some Valium. You’re making much more of this than the silly pie-throwing event it is. You can have one of my winning certificates if you want. Please, calm down or be gone.

    • Ratmandu: I make my selection based on the comment, not the name of the person submitting the comment. I scroll through, in no particular order, and make a choice. As Eowyn explained, we don’t make a selection based upon the person submitting it.
      “You are a thin skinned,pompous,biased jerk who can’t handle confrontation !” I’m thinking you can’t handle conflict resolution. An explanation was offered, you won with several other captions, yet are still offended. It’s not my choice to determine the winner or how other people vote. Your attitude to accept/not accept our explanations is your choice.

  4. Hey Ratsorizzo, I’ve had enough whining out of you. I (Steve) as a voting member of this very prestigious academy Really think you should think about say Obama, world peace, Cancer. Priorities dude.
    You are making much ado about nothing.
    Hey we have one every week and it’s all in good fun. Just to lighten the mood. So lighten up, or you don’t get to play with the other kiddies.


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