. . . for FOTM’s 86th Caption Contest!
This was a very competitive contest because there were many submissions. Only one point separates the winner from the runner-up! — as well as from the runner-up and 3rd place, 3rd place from 4th place, 4th place from 5th place, and from 6th place.
But each FOTM writer duly voted for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.
The winner of the 86th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 7 points, is . . . .
“To hell with Arlington, the Veterans, and all those dead people! I’m going to China to wear my hunfu and Qipao, and there is nothing that you 1/3 rder’s can do about it!”
Jam is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 5 points. Here’s the caption:
Hell hath no fury like a political hack scorned!
Locke Enlode is in 4th place, with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points. Here’s his caption:
“YOU SHALL NOT PASSSSSS…….. ANY LEGISLATION ………AS LONG AS I HAVE MY PHONE AND MY PEN!!!”
Nathan M. Bickel, Nellie, and Perry Peterson are all in 5th place, each with one #1 vote, totaling 3 points each. Here are their respective captions:
“I’m Not The Devil You Think I Am!”
“WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?!!!!!!”….. as he does his best Hillary Clinton impression.
“It’s not a girly hand, I’m a man, dammit”
Truckjunkie and wendybar are both in 6th place, each with one #2 vote, totaling 2 points each. Here are their respective captions:
I’M NOT BURGER KING-YOU CAN’T HAVE IT YOUR WAY!!!
Bow Down, Damn it!!! I am always right, and you are too stupid to understand!!!
Well done, everyone!
Congratulations to hujonwi!
Here is your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here later today for our next very exciting Caption Contest!
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