We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 200th Caption Contest!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 200th FOTM Caption Contest, with four #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling a whopping 20 points, is . . .

William!

Here is the winning caption:

Big Clit? You misunderstood, the job requirement is for a degree in English Lit

Silver Surfer is a close second, with three #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 16 points. Here’s the caption:

This is how AOC says we can power America under the New Green Deal!

SmKay is in third place, with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here’s the caption:

New politically correct term for someone suffering from Camel Toe

Frank Not Hank, Larry, MoFrappy, and Tom are in fourth place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

Frank Not Hank: “My pussy’s more radioactive than Chernobyl”

Larry: “Because that’s about all I have to offer”

MoFrappy: “Is it me or is there something fishy about her energy plan?”

Tom: “What would happen if an employer posted a help wanted ad that said something along the lines of: “Seeking a dynamic woman with big clit energy”? Just askin’”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, William!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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I just want to thank my pussy cat, Inky, for inspiring this caption. He’s a clever lad, that Inky. 20 points? Can I put a few toward the next contest? Just askin’ 🙂

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Big applause You winners.