We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 78th Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest. There were many good, wryly sarcastic captions, and it was really difficult to choose the winner.
All the FOTM writers dutifully voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of the 78th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 vote, totaling 9 points, is . . . .


Here’s his winning caption:
O is my copilot
Lola is our 2nd-place runnerup, with two #1 votes, totaling 6 points. Here’s her caption:

“But Officer, all the bumper stickers I saw said, Move On, and Forward. I was only following what they said.”

Another of Lola‘s captions is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 5 points. Here’s the caption:

This driver received a DUI for Driving as a Useful Idiot.

Sig94 and SouthsideBob are both in 4th place, each with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points each. Here’s their respective captions:

When you get to the fork, turn left, yep, turn left again.
Again, left again….
“First the car, then the country”

Another Sig94 caption is in 5th place, with one #1 vote, totaling 3 points:

You’re in good hands with Give It All To Me State

Patrick and another Sig94 caption are both in 6th place, each with one #2 vote, totaling 2 points each. Here are the respective captions:

To go along with your free phones, free food, free rent, free medical care, here’s your free car courtesy of President Barack Obama!
Like everything else entrusted to Obama, someone else will have to fix it.

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations to aarrdy!

Here is your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL
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For all the other caption submissions, click here.
Be here later this morning for our next very exciting Caption Contest!
Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D



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Great caption, aarrdy!
And thanks to everyone for the fantastic captions!

Paul H. Lemmen

Reblogged this on Dead Citizen's Rights Society.

Gunny G