We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 73rd Caption Contest!

This was a really really competitive contest. There were so many really clever captions!

But the FOTM writers dutifully voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the clear winner of the 73rd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 13 points, is . . . .

harley bissell!!!

Here’s his winning caption:

Harald Glööckler and Amanda Lepore

Glenn47 is our 2nd-place runner-up, with three #1 votes, totaling 9 points. Here’s her caption:

I love our new home here at the wax museum, don’t you?

Lola is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 7 points. Here’s her caption:

Mattel introduces new, limited edition Shadow Government Barbie and Ken

Another Lola caption is in 4th place, with one #1 vote, totaling 3 points:

Before we enlist, we have some important questions, Mr. Recruiter. Can we wear thong underwear with our uniform? Is it okay to “bedazzle” our fatigues with rhinestones? And last but not least, can we have a special Rolls Royce tank with a mini cocktail bar?

bruce81, both of pookiedr‘s captions, and SNIPPY are in 5th place, each with one #2 vote, for a total of 2 points each. Here are their respective captions:

If Barry had a son, it would look like this!

I guess they’ll have to change the slogan from “Army Strong”
to “Army Wrong”

The Marines will change from Semper Fidelis to
Semper Effeminatus

For just 3 easy installments of only $39.99 you can enjoy the luxurious priveledge of having your very own scatch and sniff 2-way blow up floosie poppers with turbo rocket mega-stubs and florescent spinner knobs…
**matching throne with battery-pack accessories not included…

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations to harley bissell!

Here is your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, click here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D



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My first thought was,”We didn’t used to CARE how they do things in Europe!”

Ted Nougat
Ted Nougat

Love it!



Paul Lemmen
Paul Lemmen

Reblogged this on Dead Citizen's Rights Society.


Wow Harley! 😀


I made 5th place……yeeeeeeeee