We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 70th Caption Contest!

This was a very challenging contest to call because there were so many really great captions!

But the FOTM writers dutifully voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And it’s a tie!

The winners of the 70th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, each with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 8 points each, are . . . .

brolin1911a1 and Locke Enlode!!!

Here are their respective winning captions (brolin’s is on top above; Locke’s is at the bottom):


KC is our 2nd place runner-up, with two #1 votes, totaling 6 points. Here’s the caption:

Hey can I apply for a job at your restaurant?

Stumptown is in 3rd place with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points. Here’s the caption:

“Hi, I’m unemployable”

brolin1911a1‘s other caption and Renov8 are both in 4th place, with one #1 vote and 3 points each. Here are their respective captions:

Daddy, meet my fiance, Edward. Daddy? Daddy?

Excuse me Doc…..how do I stop the wind from whistling in my ears and nose?

Cal Girl, Ken Watterson, MomofIV, Paul Lemmen, and two of Sig94‘s captions are all in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

And so, I hesitated an instant before realizing that I had to call Johnnie’s parents about his failing middle school grades……

Soon as I comb my hair, I’ll join you at Democratic Headquarters.

Don’t stand beside him when he blows his nose!

“Of course I think this is appropriate attire for your daughter’s Prom, Mr. Cleaver…”

With rings in his earlobes
And pipes in his nose,
Young Bobby will whistle
Wherever he goes.

More dead than alive, Harvey stumbles out of the “Napkin Holders for Idiots” classroom.

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations to brolin1911a1 and Locke Enlode!

Here are your fancy-schmancy Award Certificates of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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award certificate1award certificate1For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D



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brolin1911a1 and Locke Enlode!!! You were fantastic! Great job!