We have a winner!

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. . . for the 66th FOTM Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest, with many truly excellent and very funny submissions.  

The FOTM writers had voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 66th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 9 points, is . . . .


Here’s his winning caption:


Locke Enlode is our 2nd place runner-up with two #2 votes, totaling 6 points. Here’s his caption:

After Congressman Frank retired, he finally found his inner (and outer) self just in time for the annual gaylesbian blow out in Key West.

wendybar is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 5 points. Here’s her caption:

What Hillary looks like without her pantsuit!!

ThePoliticalPort is in 4th place, with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points. Here’s the caption:

“I gotta pay for my Obamacare somehow!!”

Two of Sig94‘s captions are both in 5th place, each with one #1 vote, totaling 3 points each. Here they are:

Short and pale and old and ugly the hag from San Francisco goes walking
And when she passes, each man she passes goes – Gaaaah!
When she walks, she’s like a samba where you kill the band and slap her momma
And when she passes, each man she passes goes – Gaaaah!

Officer O’Brien prepares his disguise for another “John” patrol.
Tonight, no dwarf will be safe from his unearthly allure.

Christy, God Guts Glory and Ammo, Harriet Nelson, another Sig94, and another wendybar are all in 6th place, each with one #2 vote, totaling 2 points each. Here are their respective captions:

Wow, those Code Pink members sure are looking hot these days! (Christy)

Does this dress make my _____ look big? (GGG&A)

I thought this was a man with dickie-do. You know where the belly sticks out further than the dickie do. (Harriet Nelson)

I have often walked down this street before
But the sight of all this flesh is like a chancre sore
All at once am I hurdling passers by
As you strut down the street wearing a sieve.

Those pasties really belong on a feminine form
You’re like a drunken freshman stumbling from a college dorm
I feel my nausea rise at the sight of your pudgy thighs
As you strut down the street wearing a sieve.

And oh! The cowering feeling
When I realize you are near.
The overpowering feeling
That a short time ago you were carrying a spear

People stop and stare. Doesn’t that bother you?
A body looking like yours should be completely covered with tattoos
Wearing orange hose and your guts exposed
As you strut down the street wearing a sieve. (Sig94)

When he left his job in Congress, Barney Frank had to prostitute himself to pay for his boyfriend’s Obamacare deductibles. (wendybar)

Congratulations, Patrick!!!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other captions, go here.

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Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest! :D


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0 responses to “We have a winner!

  1. congrats! That was great!

  2. Great job, Patrick! 😀

    And thank you to everyone who made this decision so difficult. The captions were all amazing.

  3. Thank you! Thank you very much!

  4. Reblogged this on donniebishop.

  5. Very clever and witty Patrick! Congratulations! And congratulations to everyone for their humorous comments. And most especially, thank you Dr. Eowyn for creating and organizing this unique competition and tallying everything!

  6. This picture left me so speechless, I couldn’t even type a caption. Congrats to those that could.

  7. I can only imagine how difficult must have been to pick the winner. Congrats Patrick!


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