We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 193rd Caption Contest!

This was a great contest, with so many very clever captions!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the clear winner of the 193rd FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .


Here’s the winning caption:

Jackie Puppet is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points. Here’s his caption:

“Hey, it feels pretty good to exercise white privilege!”

True Dan is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, toaling 6 points. Here is his caption:

“After this dull and boring presentation, let’s all go watch an abortion for some real excitement.”

DoctorMoebius and Reaper are in 4th place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

DoctorMoebius: “The Ku Kuntz Klan?”

Reaper: “KLAN-ETTES!”

andre, captain america, Carl R Hassell, and mossy bloke are in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

andre: “Voodoo convention women delegates.”

captain america: “A coven of witches.”

Carl R Hassell: “We are not a cult!!”

mossy bloke: “Well well well…if it isn’t the Tampon Mob. The Whole box of Absorbables.”


Congratulations, ReikiMaster!

Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!


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1 year ago

Congratulations ReikiMaster!

And big thanks to all our brilliant caption writers, especially Jackie Puppet, True Dan, DoctorMoebius, Reaper, andre, captain america, Carl R Hassell, and mossy bloke!!!

You make this blog fun for all of us!

1 year ago

Everybody’s a winner, let’s celebrate!

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
1 year ago

Congrats ReikiMaster – that was indeed a real good one!

1 year ago

ReikiMaster nailed it! Thanks to Reiki and all…I love everyone’s entries. These caption contests are my favorites!

1 year ago

my replies keep being deleted

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
1 year ago

The best one I’ve seen elsewhere on the interwebs, was: KLANNED PARENTHOOD ?‍♀️