. . . for FOTM’s 192nd Caption Contest!
This was a very competitive contest. But the writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of the 192nd FOTM Caption Contest, with one #1 vote and three #2 votes, totaling 10 points, is . . .
Here’s the winning caption:
Jon is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points. Here’s his caption:
The MSM. STILL trying to pound that collusion nail.
kjf is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:
The construction worker from the Village People made it look so easy.
Anonymous, Collie D, Paladin, and Rosbo1 are in 4th place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:
Anonymous: “Non-toxic masculinity in action!”
Collie D: “He obviously hasn’t nailed anything in a long time.”
Paladin: “That man is as inaccurate with a hammer as Senator Schumer is with the truth!”
Rosbo1: “I can’t hammer right cause I’m a leftist.”
john P, MyBrainHurts, truckjunkie, and youknowwho are in 5th place, each with one #1 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:
john P: “I can’t do anything right that’s why I became Prime Minister”
MyBrainHurts: “Hitting the nail on the head is really a job for Donald Trump.”
truckjunkie: “THIS is NOTHING! You should see the damage I can do with POWER tools!!”
youknowwho: “It’s the hammer’s fault. We need to ban hammers.”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!