. . . for the 183rd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!
This was a very competitive contest, with many very clever captions. Only 2 points separated the winner from the 2nd-, 3rd- and 4th-place captions.
But the writers of FOTM duly voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions.
Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of the 183rd FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points, is . . .
Bob O Link!
Here’s his winning caption:
Dennis Kolb and Hawkmoon are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points each. Here are their captions:
Dennis Kolb: “Bill Clinton: ‘Sorry ladies, But No Cigar!'”
Hawkmoon: “Rapefugees welcome!”
Bob350, Lophatt, Rocky and wandafish are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Bob350, Rocky and wandafish received one #1 vote each; Lophatt received two #2 votes. Here are their captions:
Bob350: “Lunchtime at Hillary’s!!”
Lophatt: “In our circle we don’t get crabs, we get lobsters!”
Rocky: “Tryouts for the Mt. Holyoke cheerleading squad.”
wandafish: “Demonic witches illegally occupied a Volvo car showroom and loudly demanded they change the brand name to Vu*v@”
Jackie Puppet, Paladin, and another wandafish caption are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:
Jackie Puppet: “Shatter-proof glasses required for viewing!”
Paladin: “I guess I misunderstood. I thought it was going to be a car advertisement for the 2019 Volvo!”
wandafish: “Feminazis trying out for the North American counterpart of the Pussy Riot band”
Well done, everyone!
Congratulations, Bob O Link!
Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!