We have a winner!

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. . . for FOTM’s 190th Caption Contest!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the clear winner of the 190th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .

Gunny T!

Here’s the winning caption:

The new Presidential Library of Obama.

Lophatt and wandafish are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points each. Here are their captions:

Lophatt: “Nice to see he’s back where he came from”

wandafish: “What a prescient poster! That’s the one and only word St. Peter will utter to him at The Gates.”

Alma, Goldbug, Greg B, and kjf are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

Alma: “If you are intelligent and good, you are not a socialist / If you are good and a socialist, you are not intelligent / If you are intelligent and a socialist, you are no good.”

Goldbug: “Image guaranteed to frighten unwanted alley pests. Service provided by Rodent Eradicators, Inc.”

GregB: “Take out ol’ Barry with the trash,
Cause he’s done blowin’ all our cash,
The deplorables you abhor,
Say you not gonna racketeer no more.
Yakety Yak, don’t come back.

Just finished cleaning up my room,
Made the dust fly with my broom,
Got all your garbage out of sight,
Take back the country from your blight.
Yakety Yak, don’t come back.

Done with your lies you dirty rat,
Move outta that fancy D.C. flat,
Bang out license plates you’ll work at,
Soon you and Hillary be doin’ that.
Yakety Yak, don’t come back.

No more having your hands in our pocketbooks,
Cause you and Michelle were nothing but crooks,
We kicked you and your hoodlum friends aside,
We’re done with your arrogant swollen pride.
Yakety Yak, don’t come back.”

kjf: “There’s some trash even the trash collectors don’t want.”

Crazycat, Mick Turner, and Watertender are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Crazycat: “Chicago’s ‘Dumpster Beautification Project'”

Mick Turner: “The typo is that the poster should have said: DOPE!”

Watertender: “NOPE… I was not born here…. (you gotta read the fine print)”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Gunny T!

Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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5 responses to “We have a winner!

  1. PERFECT!

     
  2. Thank you very much!

     
  3. Thanks!

     
  4. Good going Gunny and SEMPER FI!! I got 4th place this time but shall endeavor to take 1st place again.

     
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