We have a winner!

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. . . for FOTM’s 52nd Caption Contest!

The FOTM writers had voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.
But it was really really, very very tough for FOTM writers to come up with a winner because there were so many truly outstanding caption submissions. You guys and gals really outdid yourselves this time.
And the winner of the world-famous 52nd FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes, for a total of 6 points, is . . .

leslie !!!!!!!

Here’s her winning caption (click pic to enlarge):
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sam is our 2nd place runner-up, with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points. Here’s the caption:

“I’ve been on perpetual vacation to virtually every country in the known world, and all you get is this stupid picture!”

John Coats and Sig94 are both in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote, totaling 3 points each. Here are their respective captions:

“Halloween? Yes, I’ve heard of it..why?”

“Hello America. This is Satan’s hellish spawn speaking to you from the White House. Please do not attempt to turn off your television. We control the horizontal; we control the vertical. And in a little while we’ll also control all your healthcare, you poor simple bastards.”

Laserboy and three of Mike’s captions are all in 4th place, each with one #2 vote, totaling 2 points each. Here are the captions:

“What do you mean I can’t smile for My Mug Shot?”

“Screen Test for Evil Villain in the new Batman movie: Take one.”

“WANTED: BY THE F.B.I.
For Treason against the United States of America”

“Are you tired of white racism? Do white people lock their car doors when you walk down the street? Are you ashamed of your hair and wish it was straight like mine?

Call this number: 555-RACE-WAR. That’s 555-RACE-WAR, and orderr my new book: “Michelle’s Journey: How I Gamed the System of Guilty White America & How You Can, Too!”

Order now and you’ll receive my free bonus report: “How to Succeed in Life on the Government Dole, Even If You Can’t Read, Write, or Spell!”

Operators are standing by.

The preceding was paid for by U.S. tax payers.”

Congratulations, leslie!!!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL
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And here’s a special award to Mike — for submitting so many funny and thoughtful captions in this and previous caption contests:
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For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our next exciting Caption Contest! 😀
~Eowyn

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0 responses to “We have a winner!

  1. Reblogged this on Gds44's Blog.

     
  2. Fantastic captions, Leslie and Mike!!! You both had me in stitches!

     
  3. Congratulations to Leslie and Mike! Those comments were so funny. I love the caption contests. Many thanks to all contributors. Keep the good laughs coming, Sincerely, Horace Covington.

     
  4. Congrats!!! Way to go!!!!

     
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  6. Thank you all very much!

     

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