We have a winner! :)

. . . for the 50th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

The FOTM writers voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.

The votes were all over the place, quite dispersed. Despite that, we do have a clear winner.

And the winner, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 11 points, is ….

[Dramatic Drumroll]

Dan !!!

Here is his winning caption:

Obama sweats in Berlin 6-19-2013a

StephanieT is the second-place runner-up, with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points. Here’s her caption:

“Oh crud…what’s her name, what’s her name, what’s her name?!!”

Christy, Grace, and japoa are all in third place, each with one #1 vote, totaling 3 points each. Here are their respective captions:

“Oh I hope the sunlight doesn’t interfere with my Teleprompter. I haven’t been this hot since that visit to the 57th state.”

“If you think it’s hot now Mr. Prez, wait until YOUR after life!”

Barry thinking to himself : “I hope those pics of me in the bath-house never see the light of day …….”

bumplepuppies, missysmama, and rjwanderer are all in 4th place, each with one #2 vote, totaling 2 points each. Here are their respective captions:

“Damn Germans. Angie drank me under the table last night and she’s still going strong.”

“Why did I visit Hitler’s altar to the sun god BEFORE this stupid speech? By the way, I’d better hide my face from Angela, because I don’t want her to notice that you can’t see my reflection in the plexiglass!”

“All right. Almost done here. Then my $100,000,000 vaca in the homeland. And then… $hit…I have to go home and find a way to convict the murderer of my son, Trayvon.”

Congratulations, Dan!!!

Here’s your super-duper one-of-a-kind Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

award certificate1

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next Caption Contest! 😀

~Eowyn

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0 responses to “We have a winner! :)

  1. the one that lampoons Trayvon is not funny and is well out of order….WTF is wrong with you poeple thats appallingly immature ,or am I conversing with 14year olds ?

     
  2. this is what the winning caption ought to be “OMG its her/him……..did .he really did survive the bunker ? and undergo sex change ??….wow uncanny !” roflmfao

     
  3. no i am 51 years old ….. there is nothing ‘wrong’ with my posting my disgust at what you childishly believe to be humour .have you ever stopped for a moment to consider at who’s expense your “entertainment”(sic) comes ??……a family ,possibly similar to your own.? does your mother think its funny? ……or is this site about racial hatred and baiting ? so again I ask WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ?
    ps let me quote you “Fellowship of the Minds has an OPEN policy with readers’ COMMENTS, which means anyone can write a comment without going through the blog administrators (Eowyn & Steve) first. HOWEVER, we do exercise post-publication censorship of comments if they are blasphemous, obscene, and just plain deeply offensive. ”
    in short its ok if you are deeply offensive but you reserve the right to prevent others from pointing this out ? in particular as it pertains to this blogs overall message
    really that sounds like democracy Obama style (and who wants that apart from bildeburgers ?) also be aware that i am a us citizen born easton PA….proud of it …..i live in australia ….let me ask you again luv , do you really find jokes like that appropriate?

     
    • You clearly have problems with reading. Let me quote from FOTM’s “About” page, which I wrote:

      You are a visitor to our blog, so you should be courteous and civil. A sure way to offend is to insult your host, which is a form of verbal abuse. Comments containing insults (such as “moron,” “crazy,” “stupid”) will never see the light of day on FOTM. So if you don’t see your comment published, you have no one but yourself to blame. Blasphemies, obscenities, threats of violence, and bigotry of all kinds — especially anti-Catholic diatribes — will be promptly deleted.

      This is a privately-owned non-commercial blog on which no one has the “right” to have their comments published. If you cry that your “freedom of speech” is being violated because we choose to not publish your comment, you are simply exposing your abysmal ignorance because the First Amendment’s promise of freedom of speech is to protect citizens from having their rights abridged or suppressed by the government.

      A 51-year-old who writes WTF? Pathetic.

       

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