. . . for the 182nd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!
This was a very competitive contest, with many very clever captions, which made the task of the voters quite challenging.
But the writers of FOTM duly voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions.
Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of the 182nd FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is . . .
Here’s his winning caption:
Cathy (with one #1 vote and two #2 votes) and Lophatt (with two #1 votes) are close seconds, each with 8 points. Here are their captions:
Cathy: “Mmm, you smell like conservative suppression and burnt electronics. My favorite scent!”
Lophatt: “If you don’t give me what I want I have my other hand on your power cord.”
ManCavePatriot (with two #2 votes) and Paladin (with one #1 vote) are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:
ManCavePatriot: “Your new programming ‘trigger word’ is ALGORITHM.”
Paladin: “Joe Biden whispers into Zuckerberg’s ear, ‘I would enjoy whispering sweet nothings into your ear more if you were a 9 year old girl.'”
Bob350 and Maurice Boutin are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:
Bob350: “Don’t move, my tongue is stuck in your ear.”
Maurice Boutin: “Last night was really special for both of us.”
Well done, everyone!
Congratulations, Tim Shey!
Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!